flyawaymax:
fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
generalknoxx:
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
the fact you cannot see the camera is stressing me out like how the fuck did you take that
dionthesocialist:
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
- Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
- The Doctor:
- Student:
- The Doctor:
- Student:
- The Doctor: brb
“It is true I chose not to feel anything upon realizing my own life was ending. As Admiral Pike was dying, I joined with his consciousness and experienced what he felt at the moment of his passing: anger, confusion, loneliness, fear. I had experienced those feelings before, multiplied exponentially, on the day my planet was destroyed. Such a feeling is one I choose never to experience again.”
msmorra:
Taking Sherlock quotes out of context is almost as fun as doing it with Supernatural.
