My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes
Of course they know.
@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
Girls reenacting boy selfies
second to last has the face spot-fucking-on
If it was guys reenacting girl selfies tumblr would crucify them.
Apparently ^you haven’t seen the men of Tumblr aka the Mandom
This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.