zeldathemes

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

longlivethemoose:

Gone, but not forgotten

  #A+    #spn    #the hobbits are queueing to isengard!  

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

booksandwildthings:

tinypolytheist:

I have

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no idea

what you’re

talking about

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dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

ask-the-sexy-darcy-lewis:

i-want-to-sonic-screw-you:

buttcarrot:

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies

second to last has the face spot-fucking-on

If it was guys reenacting girl selfies tumblr would crucify them.

Apparently ^you haven’t seen the men of Tumblr aka the Mandom

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

  #margaery tyrell    #got    #purple wedding  
youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

  #NO. WAY.    #HOW